slather me in butter and call me shillywinkles

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

does this work on babies and children?

what is man but an animal playing god?

ur so weird does ur blood taste weird too can i check please please pl

i have no clue what white noise is actually about but i love it

yeahhhh sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he's trying to replace himself. yeah another man's wearing his face and everything. we've been trying our best but attempts to take him alive have been unsuccessful. sorry about that.

hey so i aro-ed your boyfriend. yeah he's rejected the concept of love and amatonormativity. no, no he's still your boyfriend, he's just aro now

It's funny how I've learned more about attraction from the aspec community than anybody else.

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout