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you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

there's no way to befriend office workers. they don't know why bitcoin is bad. did you hear me Susan? you don't even understand why b

someone asked me what my dream car is today. buddy I do not dream of having cars

theyre like wild beasts really. if you maul one to make an example then the others will learn to respect you and you can lead them around your locality committing crimes, atrocities, etc.

thanks! have always wondered how cars work

hi forza player here!! cars can go to heaven or hell depending on how you drive them

Reblogging this version cuz those two gifs show the sexiest duality a man can have.

If I were a children’s show animator I would simply not be a pervert

Thanks toesucker

Oh I forgot

you know what I see a lot of memes about garlic and a few other food memes here and there but I never see any about paprika.

bro i am going to send u this pdf. no homo tho

my dream job is to disappear under mysterious circumstances

people keep talking about how mantis shrimps can or cannot see multiple colors but can we talk about how fucking violent they are

[START ID // a tweet by Amelia - lesbianics major sodmetr... (@autogynamelia) reading: “haha straight girls be like ‘MY PARTNER’ and the whole time it’s their boyfri-” YES! THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT! IF EVERYONE SAYS “PARTNER” THEN THAT NORMALIZES IT! OTHERWISE SAYING “PARTNER” IS JUST A BRIGHT NEON SIGN THAT READS “I’M QUEER”! HOW IS THIS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND?! // END ID]

whys a big fucking ship getting stuck in the suez canal and just completely fucking paralyzing one of the world’s most important trade routes so fucking funny to me. what if you had a global system of trade but a fucking fat ass god damn boat just blocked all of it

Whenever i see that 3d gif og that little heart locket i get so excited like omg who will be my beloved?!?!?!?!

Lmao, what is he saying??

When the bright blue shirt dude put that hand his his hip😂😂😂😂