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god i need something so bad. but what is it

Mocha Dick (2009), a 52 foot long white sperm whale made of industrial wool felt. By Tristin Lowe (American, b. 1966)

It's kind of a trip seeing people debate which kings and emperors were the "good" ones when every single one of the rulers in question has a documented history of having people tortured to death for the crime of slightly annoying them.

The really funny part is how consistent this is regardless of any other attributes of said monarch. Their biography will be all "he was a vigorous social reformer, reined in the abuses of the nobility, championed religious tolerance, and also one time he had a guy beaten to death with a rock for insulting his horse".

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

And Now That You Don’t Have To Be Perfect You Can Be Good 2026

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​