Keep Calm & Don't Scream

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

Ass grabbing is a must.

today my teacher said “we’re gonna do a new poem form today called a sonnet” and i said “sonnet the hedgehog” way louder than i intended to and everyone stared at me and that was a low point

 liar liar pants on fire exhale desire i know it’s dire my time today

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

my soul needs a purifying face mask

*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell

*masturbates to the thought of being choked to death*

I’m that girlfriend who never keeps my hands off you. I’m always grabbing your face, and kissing you slowly. I’m always having my legs around you when we’re sitting. I’m always holding your hand, and kissing it while you drive. I’m always sneaking in kisses when you least expect it. I’m always smacking or grabbing your cute ass. I’m always looking at you, and thinking “how did I get so lucky?.” I’m always telling you how cute you are and then attacking you with kisses. I’m always wanting more of you even when I already have you.

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