zeke liker -

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me