macarena world cup

A goth dating app called graveyard and instead of liking someone you dig them

Putting the romance back into necromancy

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

me? I’m a simply guy, I see a pigeon with even the slightest difference in color or pattern than the average pigeon, and I say “wow look at that pigeon!” it’s just who I am

experience tranqgrillity

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

i lived, bitch

i laughed, bitch

i loved, bïtch

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

Lawful Evil