lu ໒꒱

sometimes i just wanna crawl out of my own skin

i am disgustingly kinky but also super shy

“omg she can talk” omg go fuck yourself

Imagine you're a SINGLE DAD with SIX KIDS and you're lowkey depressed all the time because your beloved wife is DEAD and you've spent your entire life in the shadow of your eldest brother but you LOVE HIM because he is your BEST FRIEND and also your father recently sent your third son away FOREVER and you miss him, and then your dad sends you, your brother, one of your nephews, and ALL THREE of your REMAINING sons who are all varying degrees of EVIL to a thirteen year old girl's BIRTHDAY PARTY in the middle of goddamn nowhere and then your DRUNKARD eldest and UNHINGED youngest both fuckin DISAPPEAR on the way there and then you learn your youngest has apparently been KIDNAPPED and while you are SEARCHING FOR HIM your second and most evil son ATTACKS some puppeteers and DRAGS YOU into the mess against the RANDOM HEDGE KNIGHT who kicked his ass to stop him and then you learn that SAID HEDGE KNIGHT has your MISSING SON with him and your BABY IS BALD NOW but there's no time to think too hard about that because now you're fighting the hedge knight, some people you don't care about, and your OWN BROTHER in a battle TO THE DEATH with your drunkard son and evilest son by your side, and in the chaos you ALMOST LOSE both those sons and ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR BELOVED BROTHER and mere hours after you burn his funeral pyre you are forced to BANISH your evilest son and your BABY RUNS AWAY WITH THE SAME FUCKING HEDGE KNIGHT FROM BEFORE and you spend the following years HAUNTED by GUILT and the memory of this FUCKASS TEENAGE BIRTHDAY PARTY and devote yourself to PROTECTING YOUR KIDS but they keep DYING and also KILLING PEOPLE and giving people LOVE POTIONS and when finally a giant fucking rock falls on you and kills you it's KIND OF A RELIEF. Happened to my good friend Maekar Targaryen.

the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd