pronoun palace imagines a world where all tumblr discourse is decided through 1 v 1 slur on slur deathmatches

My suck or fuck response kicked in

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

Lesbian polycule where they each take turns being the evil intimidating horse

TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half an hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS, you can HUMP YOUR PLUSHIE like ANOTHER GIRL for like four hours have the WORST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS OR PLUSHIES you can CRY for like four hours and have NO ORGASMS about it

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous