I suck at blog titles

Have you ever wanted to read a book that asks the question “What if an emotionally constipated ex military man became a reluctant cat dad to his now ex girlfriend’s prize winning Persian show cat. And what if those two were outside right as the earth got hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy’d, only to be told that if an earthling won murder death game show, DnD edition, they would get the mineral rights to their planet back. The cat then gets the ability to talk. She is very much still a cat”

Out of context spoilers to convince you

and what if as a reward for us winning the lawsuit, I gave you "worthless" stock certificates, thereby granting you the elevated legal status you need in order to create a Faction Wars team of your own 🤪

1. If you meet an ice agent they will try to kill you

2. If your alien overlords have a foot fetish you should take advantage of that

[Spoilers below]

NEW ACHIEVEMENT: Mountain Climber

You’ve just discovered PEAK. Maybe you’ve never heard of Dungeon Crawler Carl before seeing this fanart, or maybe you have and you’ve been sleeping on it. Either way, your world just got cooler. Pick up the book or throw on the audiobook and develop a new hyperfixation today. Reward: Upon finishing the first book, you will immediately receive the “must buy all the other books in the series” status effect.