screams of innocent microwaves

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12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

i need that

Please

I need

🅱️lease

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

10 bucks

15% discount for 3 or more

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you

Excuse me that’s my great-uncle, he is family

that’s not a sale item, that’s my dang lunch

OH GODS YOU’VE SET THEM LOOSE

Happy Piccolo Day!!

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

Doot…?

IWANNADOOTDOOT XP

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Peasant bandit

God of no-time-for-your-societal-bullshit

Apollo said Fuck gender sterotypes!

Happy birthday!

please commission me i need money to live <3 i haven’t been able to work much with finals & personal things going on so the extra cushion would be really really helpful 

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