tease it

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

Hi! I have a jackbum smut fic rec for you guys :) Have a nice read! You can find the other ones on my masterlist under the section ‘smut fic recs’ ;)

Burdened  Jaebum didn’t actually mean to kiss Jackson. If anyone asks it was in the heat of the moment. He just got caught up in a joke. It was an accident. A really really good accident.Jaebum makes a really dumb mistake and has no idea how to handle it… so he doesn’t.

drives me wild “jackson snorts in reply. “okay. who are you and what have you done to jaebum?” the blonde asks suspiciously, tone teasing.”

Hem “You know you don’t have to tease me to keep me interested, right? ”He had enough trouble handling the Universe cockblocking him but Jackson teasing him? It was far too much.

Mile High Club (It’s Just You and Me Baby) “Jackson won’t stay still enough for Jaebum to fall asleep on his shoulder.” Jackson has this crazy idea that involves having sex in the bathroom of an airplane. Jaebum only goes along with it because he’s really fucking tired.

place to lose your fears “jaebum, in just that briefest glance, sees the emotions jackson has hidden for so long written on the other’s face. he wants to take them away. wants jackson to see himself how jaebum sees him;bright like the sun. cheerful as a child. the most precious human being that jaebum has the good fortune to meet.” (or: jaebum shows jackson how loved he is)

careful “i’m not going to die if you kiss me, jackson.” or the one where jaebum is hurt and jackson makes him feel better

Change my mind During comebacks, sleep is usually more important to Jaebum than anything, but he makes a few exceptions.Jackson, for example. Jackson is more important.

Date Night Jackson and JB finally have the dorm to themselves. Time for takeout, cheesy movies and sex.

helping hand Jackson has a boner and an injured hand. Jaebum is conveniently around.

hush Jackson has to keep quiet if he wants to get his reward, but Jaebum isn’t making it easy on him.

I Need You “Jaebum has no idea why he has to constantly put up with Jackson’s shit. Jackson’s the one that can’t get it up, not Jaebum, this is much less his problem than Youngjae probably throwing his experience points to shit because he’s currently here trying to have Jackson get a boner.” Jackson hasn’t been able to get an erection for a while and Jaebum is called in to help.

I Said Often Jaebum hates (loves?) that this is the only way he can make Jackson speechless.

I want to give you everything, I’ll give you my all Jackson craves Jaebum even in his sleep.

I’ll Bet “They’ve been unpacking all day.” Jaebum and Jackson just spent all day moving into their new apartment and want to spend all night breaking in their new bed.

like a virgin Jaebum bottoms for the first time.

make you feel like you never did It’s only because he’s trying to see Jaebum’s ridiculous face when he comes. JB and Jackson accidentally swap bodies, so of course Jackson tries jerking off.

Playfield Jackson never went outside the House alone. Originally he had gotten a bodyguard for security, but nowadays a more important reason was that when he’d get frustrated, sexually or otherwise, there would be someone there to take the edge off. Jaebum and Jackson had an arrangement.

pretty tied up Jaebum wonders when he became such a pervert. Was he just born this way and all Jackson has done is exposing his latent perverseness? He was never innocent, but he wasn’t always the kind of man to get hard thinking of tying up his boyfriend, hitting him, and making him call him ‘oppa’?

Promise? Being kept apart from Jackson by their schedules is hard enough for Jaebum without Jackson being a giant tease 24/7. Basically- Jaebum is very sexually frustrated and Jackson is very aware of it.

Take a sip, between your lips “What a brat,” Jaebum seethes, not far from spitting it into Jackson’s face. “Do you know how many other people would beg to be in your position? And here you are acting like an ungrateful spoiled child.”

take care After a long and tiring day, Jaebum takes off his leader cap and hands over control to Jackson.

Take Care of Me Jackson doesn’t like sleeping in his own bed and Jaebum is the pushover who lets him sneak into his every night. Everything about this would really be fine if he didn’t keep waking up hard with Jackson literally on top of him.

Untitled “Ah I think I forgot to put on underwear today…silly me!“ 

+ BONUS

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

“No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it.”

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

“Ma’am, this is a matter of national security.”

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

There was no MS Dos involved. Instead, there was a proprietary type-based OS and an actually-uses-transistors refrigerator-sized computer with switches I had to trip at certain times during the night as I watched the data flow from six pm to six AM on Fridays and weekends. If things got stuck, I reset the server. 

The company handled everything from low-end data (hotel and car reservations) to flight plans and tower information. I was weighed every time I came in to make sure it was me. Areas of the building had retina scanners on doors. 

During training. they took us through all the procedures. Including the procedures for the red phone. There was, literally, a red phone on the shelf above my desk. “This is a holdover from the cold war.” They said. “It isn’t going to come up, but here’s the deal. In case of nuclear war or other nation-wide disaster, the phone will ring. Pick up the phone, state your name and station, and await instructions. Do whatever you are told.”

So my third night there, it’s around 2am and there’s a ringing sound. 

I look up, slowly. The Red phone is ringing.

So I reach out, I pick up the phone. I give my name and station number. And I hear every station head in the building do the exact same. One after another, voices giving names and numbers. Then silence for the space of two breaths. Silence broken by…

“Uh… Is Shantavia there?”

It turns out that every toll free, 1-900 or priority number has a corresponding local number that it routs to at its actual destination. Some poor teenage girl was trying to dial a friend of hers, mixed up the numbers, and got the atomic attack alert line for a major air-travel corporation’s command center in the mid-west United States.

There’s another pause, and the guys over in the main data room are cracking up. The overnight site head is saying “I think you have the wrong number, ma’am.” and I’m standing there having faced the specter of nuclear annihilation before I was old enough to legally drink.

Also reminds me of a story. 

A dude I once knew has a fancy job in computer security that has him travelling all over the world and one of my favorite stories is how this company (I was not allowed to know the name due to confidentiality clauses but I was assured it was one with strong ties to national security) had a problem where every day their servers would go down at the same time for 15 mins straight and no one could figure out why because everything checked out and it was literally supposed to be impossible for the servers to go down and so they hired him to come have a look at their servers and figure out if they were being hacked or what because according to security logs no one had been in there that shouldn’t be.

The security around the server room was ridiculous. Like, he couldn’t even go in the room without the head of security and one of the vice presidents of the company in there with him. 

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