living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this
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living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

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for those like me that want proof this is real:
"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"
"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"
randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing
i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

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I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary
when youre driving a forklift. you have to honk without rhythm. to avoid awakening the invisible hand
the funny thing about this and the reason i keep returning to this joke even though i have never read or seen any dunes is because there is no such thing as without rhythm. in order to generate even the appearance of such a thing you would have to resort to some pretty extreme math. which would probably wrap back around to not fooling a sand worm. was frank herbert stupid?
what are you talking about it's totally possible. just watch the movie, Zendaya does it really well
i would remix her and put it to a four on the floor beat but you can't add videos to reblogs. and also i'm at work. and i don't want to watch dune and the process of downloading the relevant scene, extracting the audio, notating the rhythm, making a sick remix, adding the audio back into the video and reuploading it is probably more effort than i really want to put in for this trivial and pedantic joke. maybe i will get bored enough this weekend. but what i am saying is, as a question of fundamental math or music theory, there is no possible sequence of beats, no matter how irregular, that does not constitute "a rhythm." you have to build in a presumption that the worm is too stupid to recognize complex rhythms. which is fine. but there is no nonrhythm
You are never too talkative for someone who likes to hear you, you are never too annoying for someone who find your little actions cute, you are never too depressed for someone who knows what you went through, You are never too late for someone who awaits to see you all day, you are never too far for someone who loves you...
Has anyone considered using a bottle opener on the rim of a glass? I've outlined some of the benefits below:
Fucks the cup up and ruins it forever
Gets glass everywhere
Breaks the glass incorrigibly
Cuts you through several potential vectors
Let me know when you've had time to review my proposal.
Daddy, can you count to one million?
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Please feel free to include me in your banquet/feast.
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It’s not uncommon for police officers to use this tactic to slow down traffic to provide opportunity and clear space for a short burst of work to clear the scene of an accident up ahead. That said, the fact that everyone is rolling with it is fucking hysterical.
too bad + L + blue yoshi

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this is my favourite tweet of all time
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