Daydreamer

But we vibed with a vibe that was more than vibe, I and my Annabelle Lee

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

*drinks monster from a wine glass*

Just saw a post saying a castle was "infested with vampires" and as a biologist am disgusted. That's their natural habitat. They live there

due to personal reasons, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

and i’m like *bleeding sexily from multiple stab wounds*

i will Take Him

as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it”

I think a tattoo would make me feel better

You know what would be SEXY????? If I could write again!!!!!!

quitting my job to focus on getting sluttier