Michael Toastman

as much as i love pie as much as the next person i do feel like other aspects of the venturiantale world were slept on. 😔 and i dont mean (just) the acachallas. theres the interdimensional bullshit, ghosts n demons but also goddamn murder unicorns and also dragons?? also whatever was going on in Josh's world. and i guess theres the star wars stuff with darth calculus (and other crossover stuff like with the resident evil bits they did) but ive detached calculus from star wars and also i despise the star wars stuff affecting the canon in anyway so thats just me BUT ITS STILL AN OPTION

Am I onto anything for thinking Johnny Toast would be into Madonna

holy fuck i love this joshs is so oretty yaaayyyyy

there’s goop out there. sometimes stuff comes out of it. no need to fear! —this is what we call “science”

The Stuff (1985)

the idea that jerking off every day makes you a depraved sex addict is so nuts the current obsession with declaring anything a sex/porn addiction is so fucking stupid why am i seeing other queer people and people on the left capitulating to this regressive shamey bullshit. experiencing pleasure is not sinful or overindulgent. we cannot be going around telling people they're not allowed to be horny and not allowed to have whatever amount of sex they want to have.