young noel
When you were young
You were the king of carrot flowers你曾是胡萝卜花之王
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
styofa doing anything
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i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
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young noel
When you were young
You were the king of carrot flowers你曾是胡萝卜花之王

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it is truly insane the various roles/dynamics/functions/molds they have fulfilled throughout their relationship:
domineering older brother (noel) and annoying little brother (liam)
biblical sufferer (noel) and the heaven-sent angel that saved him (liam)
Guy Trying to Do the Right Thing (noel) and the sexy devil (liam) relentlessly on his heels trying to lure him into sin
co-workers
boss (noel) and employee (liam)
pimp (noel) and his top earner (liam)
father (noel) and son (liam)
daddy (noel) and kitten (liam)
artist (noel) and muse (liam)
writer (noel) and his tragically uncontrollable manic pixie dream girl (liam)
its a bit of a tasteless comparison but beauty (liam) and the beast (noel), at least in noel's eyes (but it's important to note that the way noel covets liam's beauty is very layered. he's proud to have such a beautiful man obsessed with him and he gets a lot of pleasure in appreciating liam's beauty but he's still jealous of the effect his brother has on people).
uncles to each other's children
huge 180, now it's macho butch boyfriend (liam) and his petite helpless girlfriend (noel)
^ hunter (liam) and prey (noel)
owner (noel) and dog (liam) (or cat/dog)
dom (noel) and his bitch (liam)
'big' brother (liam) and 'little' brother (noel) *we agree that this is straight up just a sex thing right?
bully (both) and bullied (both)
lovesick fool (both) and the heartbreaker (both)
ex-husbands and enemies
each other's gods
literally the same entity (LiamNoel)
polyamorous life partners
and they've sexualized all of these! :)
genius
ok, liam and noel's best couple interview: go!
paris 1994
noise and confusion 2001
lock the box 2006
orlando 2002
mtv 1994
the o-zone 1994
sweden 1994
the beat 1994
for anyone who would like to rewatch them, here are the links:
mtv 1994
paris 1994
lock the box 2006
noise and confusion interview 2001
the o-zone 1994
orlando 2002
sweden 1994
the beat 1994
more PULP
the composition of Noel Gallagher
all the collage sources are from pintrest

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+ all the tweets where he calls himself #thesinger which is one of his nicknames for liam
as obsessed as liam except more lowkey
‘I’m gonna take you out when I get some money’ is sooo. Ugh it’s such a sincere promise. I love you and I don’t have the means to show it but soon I will and I’ll take you someplace where you’ll feel it. Somewhere that’s not our shared bedroom in our tiny house, somewhere real.
gallaghercest ranking 54 In the Chinese m/m fan fiction output statistics in AO3 in 2025,545 works in total......
That is fxxking carzy 😁
Vulnerability
#so talented!#masterpiece#should put this in Louvre
WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR BRAIN???
COLLAGE
GOT AII THE RESOURCES FROM PINTEREST

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pink socks 🩷
sooooo gay
https://www.tumblr.com/nonogalego/773886534947569665/https-wwwinstagramcompcr1-w29teic?source=share
Brazilian groupie story 🤭
anon this was a lifechanging read, thank you
translation below via google:
89FM MAGAZINE "How stupid I was!"
Simone is 23 years old, studies journalism and says she meets famous artists for fun. Her biggest frustration: "I could have gotten together with Steve Harris from Iron Maiden, but I ended up getting together with the guitarist from Motorhead - my God, how stupid I was!". She loves discovering the normal guys behind the pop stars.
"Sexually, it's a different thing. When I go out to meet someone, I don't go thinking about having sex with anyone. Now, if the mood comes up, it's different. I act as if I were with a normal person. I don't give in. I don't want to have sex only with pop stars. I can even have sex with someone who isn't famous."
"I really need to talk to you in private..."
Simone says that Noel Gallagher is a great lover. "I went with a friend to the hotel where Oasis was staying. I told her: 'Have you read what the press said about them? They're going to treat us badly. They've already said they don't want women. I don't know if it's worth the risk'. But we arrived at the hotel around four in the afternoon, went in normally, there was no commotion and we bumped into Liam Gallagher. We went straight through and went to a little bar in the hotel because I was sure they were going there. We sat down, there were some other girls there too.
"Then everyone in the band started to get off, except for Noel. Suddenly, the band's head of security came to our table and said: 'Liam told me to give you these credentials and invite you to a 'fucking party', a party that's going to happen in the bar downstairs, in the hotel'. I took the opportunity to ask to take a photo with Liam. He said it was okay, even though they hated photos.
Shortly after, Noel came down, said hi to everyone, sat down and watched. We stayed there for about three hours exchanging glances. "That night we went to the show and then went back to the hotel. The head of security was waiting for us and said: 'Liam and Noel want you to sit at a table in front of theirs'.
Noel sat across from us and Liam sat on the other side of the bar. I stayed to myself. Noel was drinking and looking at our faces. From the table, he asked: 'Have you ordered anything to drink yet?'; I said: 'Yes, thank you'. A girl who was sitting next to us left and left an empty seat. Then my friend invited him to sit down and he took a glass, a cigarette and came over. Then, Liam went to the bathroom. Noel got up and followed him. I don't know what they were doing. I took the opportunity to move to their table, which was bigger and more fun.
A little while later, Noel came back and sat next to me. It was just me, Noel and another girl. We talked about the band, we sang the songs. At a certain point, he nudged me and said: 'I really need to talk to you in private, Don't you want to go up?'. I got nervous, thought about it and said yes. He said: 'so as not to be annoying, I'll go up first and then my security guard will escort you to my room'. He chose me. He liked me, and there was a vibe.
"In five minutes the security guard came and escorted me to his room. Noel was very polite. I sat on the couch and he offered me a drink. I drank water and he had a beer. The room was a mess. He said: 'don't worry, it's a band room'. I asked to have a look around and he let me. His suitcase was open, on the table, along with the CDs. There were several buttons. Then he said: 'you know why I called you here, don't you?' I said I know. 'Okay then. I just want to make one thing clear: you only do what you want. I thought you were cool, I wanted to be alone with you,' he said. But I was there, I had gone upstairs and I knew what could happen.
"The cool thing is that he didn't grab me. He talked, explained. Everyone always talks, but he went too far. Then, he changed. He started kissing me. I thought I would never be able to get close to him and, suddenly, he was there with me. I thought: 'I can't believe I'm here with Noel Gallagher.' I was interested in him and things started to heat up. He's not that gorgeous, but he has some attractions. White skin, he smells good. Then it happened. He's a great lover, I loved being with him.
"We were together for about five hours. He was snorting and wouldn't stop, but that didn't seem to get in the way. He liked to stay under the covers, talking. We talked about everything - drugs, music, the band, what I did. He asked if I knew he was married and I said yes. I asked: 'If you're married, why are you with me?' He replied: 'Marriage is a flawed institution. When I like someone, I stay. And you're the first Brazilian girl I've stayed with.'
He's a really nice guy, super funny. He said he thought I was cool. He said: 'One of the most important things isn't having money and fame, it's having health. I thought that was cool about you, that you don't do drugs, don't drink, you're a cool girl. I've been using drugs since I was 14 and health is something I won't be able to buy, no matter how much money I have.'
"At seven in the morning, I left. He insisted: 'Go to sleep, I want to stay with you'. I said: 'Noel, I can't'. He said: 'I want to see you again, can you come here tomorrow? Give me your phone number'. And he gave me his phone number with a code. He said: 'When I wake up I'll call you'. I was having lunch at home when he called. 'Can you come here?', he asked. I went there and stayed with him again. He said he had something special to give me and gave me a button he was wearing. It wasn't anything extraordinary, but it was nice and I thanked him. When I was leaving he asked: 'Can I call you whenever I want?' And I said yes."
ESTADÃO – 03/27/98 The Brazilian students who broke through the siege and met the Gallagher brothers up close
Nancy Spungen caught Sid Vicious in her net. Courtney Love forked Kurt Cobain. And for a few fleeting hours last weekend, Brazilian students Simone Filadelfo and Lilian Vituzzo, both 23, had English brothers Noel and Liam Gallagher in their hands - and vice versa, of course.
Bad boys from the British group Oasis - the hottest band on the international rock scene - Liam and Noel threw a party right after their last Brazilian show, at the São Paulo Sambadrome, last Saturday.
The party was so lively that it ended up claiming a victim: guitarist Paul Arthurs (Bonehead). After downing an entire bottle of French champagne Crystal, the favorite of singer Nina Simone, he passed out and only managed to board the plane to Mexico City on Monday, the final leg of the Be Here Now tour.
But let's get to the story, a brief chronicle of Oasis' Brazilian nights. In the end, just a trivial story on the rock menu. "What will my friends at college think of me?" asks Simone Filadelfo, as she counts the photos she took at the meeting. She leans back in her chair and then regains her determined look, "oh, never mind…", she exclaims.
Her friend Lilian shows no hesitation and begins to tell the story of what happened. It all started at the bar of the Maksoud Plaza hotel. On Saturday afternoon, the head of security for Oasis was walking around with Liam Gallagher and three other security guards and saw four girls drinking soda at the bar. It wasn't long before Liam told the security guard to invite the girls to a 'big party' right after the show. They, in turn, didn't hold back, after all they had already been to countless other pop star parties during their effervescent career - Lilian, who became a character in women's magazines with her dazzling groupie career, has already walked the runway with people like Jason Bonham, Evan Dando, Dave Mustaine and so on...
Liam hadn't even taken off his Brazilian national team jersey number 9 when he arrived at the Vikings restaurant, inside Maksoud Plaza, around 2 am on Sunday. Lilian asked what the ring with a blue heart-shaped stone meant: "It's Irish, a family heirloom", said the singer.
Liam seemed to like Lilian. He complimented her exotic looks, criticized her waist tattoos ("I would never get them", he said) and thought her hair was barbaric. "Mine is horrible, I think I'll cut it", he said.
But, when it came to Liam Gallagher, you could never be sure if he was really in a good mood. After all, two nights earlier, at the bar of the Sheraton Hotel in Rio (after listening to Burt Bacharach placidly), he almost slapped a foreign escort girl in the face who invited him to take a tour of her room.
The Brazilian girls, excited to have managed to break the transparent barrier that separates the pop star from the fan, sang at the table - as backing vocals for the Gallagher brothers - the songs that the "brothers" made famous around the world: Don't Look back in Anger, Help! and Wonderwall.
Noel Gallagher confided in us. He said he hated caipirinha, that he only drank it to be 'polite'. He said he despises the Stones, but respects the Prodigy, Verve, Primal Scream and his younger brother, Liam, whom he hugs all the time, away from the eyes of the press. "They both love each other, this story that they can't stand each other is pure marketing", reveals Lilian.
At one point during the party, guitarist Paul Arthurs confronted Lilian with a series of moral questions. 'What are you doing here?' he asked. 'What do you want?' and, to conclude, he quoted a song by Oasis, Don't Look Back in Anger, to give her some advice: "don't put your love in the hands of a rock band, you're wasting your time".
Simone Filadelfo got along very well with Noel Gallagher. He gave her a button that the Oasis guitarist wears on his lapel all the time, with the words "saint/sinner" written on it, each word at the opposite pole from the other.
At a certain point during the night, Noel invited her to come upstairs. "If you want to go up, no one will know," the guitarist assured. And then she met little Noel biblically, who she called "phenomenal." And he preferred that everyone find out, like in that joke where the guy is shipwrecked and ends up on a desert island, alone with Cindy Crawford. You need to have someone to tell.
On Sunday morning, Simone says she shared apartment 1503 at Maksoud Plaza with the guitarist, who was staying under the codename mr. Steve Burton. To get there, she was escorted by a security guard. He left there at seven. At noon, the guitarist called home. Lilian thought Liam was cute, but says she didn't want anything to do with him. "Don't put your love in the hands of a rock band," went the song she listened to on the car's cassette player as she drove home.
"Then, Liam went to the bathroom. Noel got up and followed him. I don't know what they were doing."
they went to the bathroom together!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liam & Noel Gallagher, Philadelphia, 1999
pretty as fuck
merry christmas i got nothing else
If you're in a marriage for 20 years and then it falls apart, you go and find someone else, why would you go back?
My mom is my hero because she brought Liam Gallagher up.
99% of the songs are about love, written by people who fucking hate each other. It's insane.
But if there’s anybody on the planet that can relate to the brother issue in a band (The Kinks) like that, it would be you right.
Of course. Of course. Like I said, it'd be great to go and see them. But I wouldn't you know, I wouldn't I'm not gonna sit here and advise them that it would be a great thing to do just to please me. I mean, lord knows. I get it every day of the week anyway, I get people looking into my eyes saying, "You will reform, you'll definitely reform." And I'll be saying "What makes you so sure about it? What the fuck? Don't be so fucking rude. " You know what I mean? "Yeah, you definitely will. You will. You will. You will. " You trying to Jedi mind trick me or what?
I've seen rumors in the press that they might do it without you.
I'd fucking pay to see that. We could start a rumour that I’m going to reform without Liam and I’m going to use a hologram like they did with Tupac at Coachella.
If they try and do it, are you gonna stop them?
I wouldn’t stop them at all. Not in the slightest.
So that wouldn’t bother you that there’s a big Oasis show but without you?
No, it would be fucking hilarious. I’m cool with it. I’m cool on the day that I left, they could have had the name if they’d have en masse, called me up. I would have signed the name off to them but they didn’t.
Yeah, and you're doing awfully well on your own. If you're able to go out and play arenas, then why deal with all that household when you could just be on boss?
Well, Of course, I mean if you're in a marriage for 20 years and then it falls apart and then you kind of leave and you go and find someone else, you know, you're not going to, you know, why would you go back?

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hook up with......Santa????!
Merry Christmas everyone~
thinking about liam saying in an interview that if anyone stepped on noel’s toes he’d cut them all off. also thinking about noel saying in an interview that he’d walk in front of a bullet for liam.
Believe it or not, being unable to express your feelings with the person you love and resorting to imagined scenarios where you do violence or have violence done to yourself in their name is also sex