爆炸

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish