Oops, my anarchy symbol

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."

bitch on fries? that lil white thang?

The very same.

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

*sends a message* they hate me they hate me they hate me they hate m *gets a reply* oh hey cool! *types something back* they hate me they hate me they h

please reblog purely because it seems like almost no one played their april fools loot box game and if that’s the case it would be really funny

6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

yeah you’re making me 6’2 my fucking stomach

people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

[image description: six photos of tattoos. They are on the backs of fat people, so that the rolls of their bodies are essential to the design. In most the rolls are the stems of flowers. The first is fern fronds. The second is lotus flowers. The third is curling ocean waves. The fourth is tulips. The fifth is daisies. The sixth is lilies. End description.]

*entering any conversation* hello I am the most nervous animal on earth please socialize with me I have nothing to say