mialteregoemma

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent men become.

Sexuality means you are saying yes to life

Life itself is the proper binge. La vida misma es la auténtica comilona.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

I am someone who is looking for love. Real love, ridicolous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without,each-other love.

When you mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" It is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

Big girls need big diamonds

It's the rooster than does all the crowing, but it's the hen that delivers the goods

If you can't be kind, at least be vague.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

I've just been such a good girl. And sometimes you just want to be a bad girl for a minute.

Sometimes you just have to put on lip-gloss and pretend to be psyched.