Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

gracie abrams

tannertan36

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

if i look back, i am lost
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Love Begins
Mike Driver

β£ Chile in a Photography β£
official daine visual archive
hello vonnie
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
π©΅ avery cochrane π©΅
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap

shark vs the universe

titsay
d e v o n
Game of Thrones Daily

seen from Malaysia

seen from TΓΌrkiye

seen from United States
seen from Ukraine

seen from Singapore
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Lebanon

seen from Malaysia
seen from Ukraine

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from TΓΌrkiye

seen from Bangladesh
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Singapore
seen from Canada
seen from United States
@brezzy-oceanna
Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
So you know how every once in a while someone gets a bunch of notes for pointing out that it's theoretically possible for a trans masc to get two penises, one from phalloplasty and one from metoidioplasty?
So I had a consult with Dr. Rajveer Purovit at Mount Sinai in NYC, and while I am not remotely trying to get that, it just happened to come up in conversation that yes, he does in fact have patients who have done exactly that. His preferred way of doing things is to do metoidioplasty first, then construct a phallus from abdominal tissue and place it on the groin above the meta phallus, and then have a third stage of surgery where they are combined and urethral lengthening happens. And the PA was just straight up like "yeah, some people do just stop after phase 2 because they like having the appearance and visual of the larger phallo phallus, but the higher sexual stimulation and better ability to pee with the meta phallus."
So. Yeah it turns out. That is not just a tumblr hypothetical. There are trans people walking around right now in the real world with two penises, and this is a normal surgical outcome from a surgeon who is renowned enough to have his own Wikipedia page.
Like, I definitely would not want that outcome personally, but holy shit that's awesome.
trying to be cool about it
Having a needy girlfriend and not fucking her enough feels like locking an excitable dog in a bedroom and not taking it on walks.
hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
I confess that I absolutely love your hand bra pics
π
A brat being forced to cum over and over as their dom is holding a vibrator against them. The sub so overstimulated and overwhelmed that they can't form words to beg while the dom turns it up and whispers, "You wanna act like a brat? You fucking get punished like one."
"spankings as a punishment" why not spanking for the funsies? maybe until i cum?
got hard thinking about eating you through your panties do you still want me
please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
The tan line will be coming in strong
π₯°
Bath time π₯°
βI know baby I know itβs okay just let it all out and cum for meβ while Iβm holding you down and fingering you
teasing and slapping it on your pussy before pushing it inside
Anyways.. Iβm gonna start slamming myself into walls for fun

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
i like to blame myself for everything just in case
Werewolf boyfriend who cums so much he's embarrassed to fuck you the first time. You fooled around a few times, and he made you cum over and over. He loved getting you all hot and bothered and then licking your hole until it was puffy and gaping. And you loved it, too. But you wanted more. You wanted him to fuck you senseless, to fuck you stupid. But he wasn't doing it. He always pulled away, he didn't want you to touch him either. And it was giving you a complex. So you confronted him about it.
He was so embarrassed and so flushed when he told you he just came so much. He came like buckets, and it was always a big mess and it took so long for him to get everything out... You were salivating by the time he finished talking. You assured him it was okay, you wanted it, you didn't care how much of it there was.
But you weren't ready. Not at all. The first time you blew him, he came in your mouth and almost choked you. You pulled out to cough, and he kept coming over your face, your chest... You ended up being showered in cum. So much of it you felt like a glazed donut. He apologized profusely as you two showered together. You told him it was nothing, but you were also embarrassed to tell him how fucking much you enjoyed it. You loved it more than anything you two had done before.
And then you fucked. He came inside of you so much you could feel it moving inside. You could feel it dripping around his cock, your hole so stretched you could cry. And when he pulled out and it started leaking you felt filthy, you felt like an used whore... And you loved it. And well... Your boyfriend couldn't stop staring at your abused hole and pushing his cum back inside, making an even bigger mess out of your hole. You were a dirty, dirty whore... And maybe a bit of a cum-slut.