CACOETHES.

unfortunaely i will be destroying your city with my beam please dont be a hater about it

no one had “real names“ in ancient times if you wanted to be called broadback or servant-of-god or whatever everyone was chill about it

post the universal friend

i can’t believe we are still blogging together in 2021… truly grateful to see you guys again, and new people *sincere smile*

went to the doctor and he said im perfect and nothing will ever be wrong with me

being in your 20s is just like thinking ''im 19'' and then realizing you are not actually 19 anymore...

ate a dubious and really salty quiche before a class once and it made me so sleepy i had my head on the desk fighting for consciousness and i kept seeing images of horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me, flashing into my head

Fell for the classic Benadryl quiche prank