[to the tune of im a barbie girl]
im a happy frog
in a happy bog
life in swamp peat
you just cant beat
@interruptingkau
I eat flies all day
the floride turned me gay
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
YOU ARE THE REASON

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[to the tune of im a barbie girl]
im a happy frog
in a happy bog
life in swamp peat
you just cant beat
@interruptingkau
I eat flies all day
the floride turned me gay

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I think peak feminism and self realization is calling another woman daddy
snatched yo “i’m not like other girls” ass real quick!!!
This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it.
Noted
#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)
If Jack Black doesn’t get an Oscar nom for this, it is proof that sf/action movies are being discriminated against, because he was FLAWLESS as a teenage girl, absolutely invisible behind his character, and that deserves massive recognition of his awesomeness.
(I also appreciate the writing which had both girls calling each other out on perceived issues, and both girls acknowledging the fairness of those call-outs and subsequently valuing each other as equals and becoming buds. No girl-fights here, thank you.)
This movie was far more amazing than it should have been, and I’m pretty sure that was at least 90% because the cast was so fantastic.
Not once in the entire film did I forget Jack Black was a teenage girl. It was one of the most brilliant performances I have ever seen and I still can’t believe I’m saying that about Jack Black in Jumanji II.
i had a dream that i saw avengers 4 and the after credits scene was deadpool starting a gofundme so he could be in the next one
Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.
But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.
The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.
However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.

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Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
Thanos: blocked
Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something
Thanos: What?
Thor: Bitch
Nvm i’m back on that sad shit lol
*selfie doesn’t get reblogged* me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)

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Hey guy, more pictures here
Man, see more pictures here
Hey, you son of a bitch, more pictures here
idk about y'all…..but im really ready for the next phase of my life to begin aka the part where im stable and secure and not worried about much
i cant stop thinking about that cat. i cant stop its taken over my brain i think its my favorite picture ever or at least tied with the picture of the dog deepthroating the goose’s head
Which cat
i want 2 be a she really did that!! kind of girl but i dont Do anything

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Save your heart for someone who cares