beef baby

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

never inviting the origami guy to the smoke sesh again. he folded up the last of our flower into a beautiful dove that flew away on the wind, inspiring a melancholic but still uplifting reverence in all of us

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

well it's not a handshake.

does anyone have that post i need it

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

felt ok but then remembered