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Math redemption arc

This warms my heart because Sailor Moon is considered a classic and popular anime now and it’s still going strong! 

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

This the rolling in dough Daffy, reblog to get some cash hoe

Bitch I’m Bernard every damn day

what the fuck

HEY THAT WAS A WILD 6.5 seconds

*walks into this like a roadrunner cartoon*

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

I once sent an email to a professor with the subject line: “Helo I am dying tofay.” And the body of the message was just “head ow” The context was that I got a concussion, forgot that someone else had already told my professors I wasn’t going to be in class, and decided I must send them my own message. I got replies to it telling me to go back to bed.