gays in space

Bakugou has been dead for 201 days and counting since August 2nd.

midoriya: admit it, kacchan. bakugo: fuck no, you're not cool. midoriya: *dresses himself from head to toe with all might merch* midoriya: how bout now, kacchan? bakugo [internal dialogue]: fuck he's cool.

AFO: i want to be very clear, i have no problem with your sexuality, this is- todoroki: HOMOPHOBE! AFO: ITS NOT A HOMOPHOBE THING-! monoma [gestures to kacchan and deku]: you just hit both of the gay ones! best jeanist: WOW- toga: that's fucked up man- AFO: TO BE CLEAR, I am VERY socially liberal, I am fiscally conservative. everyone: *boos* todoroki: oh, bullshit. AFO: what?! i'm a libertarian!

Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

i have never been more instantly influenced by media than when i was a kid in middle school or maybe freshman of hs and witnessed that scene in adventure time where finn eats a sandwich and drinks a whole glass of milk or orange juice i forget which and immediately takes a nap on the couch while smiling. i remember pausing the tv, going to the kitchen, fixing myself up with that exact setup and then falling asleep. completely drone-like in its execution. i’ve never been hypnotized like that by anything before or since

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

What they did affects us in our private homes

Anything the right did to doctors who perform abortions is fair game to do to the people taking abortion rights away.

If my uterus is fair game, so is your front lawn.

Sorry you have protesters at your house. But you really should’ve been more responsible. You have to carry this bad decision to term. Actions have consequences- next time keep your mouth shut.

spotify premium? lol no thanks. i'll have um chicken alfredo creamium

probably my worst post this is dogshit

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public