Jack of all trades, master of none,

Best of: Venom 

Art by くつわ‏

In 1912, Teddy Roosevelt was shot just before giving a speech. He began with: “Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. Fortunately I had my manuscript - I was going to make a long speech - and there is where the bullet went through, and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so that I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best…” then kept talking for 1.5 hours before finally agreeing to seek medical attention. Source Source 2

I’ve been laughing for the past two hours

Stills from the exceptional “acqua alta” (lit.“high water”), high tide in Venice 30/10/18

im watching spongebob squarepants and havin a lot of trouble figuring out if this episode is deliberately gay or if it was purely accidental that they made an episode where squidward develops a full-on crush on his new neighbour because they both play wind instruments

omg they’re painting pictures of each other….need me a freak like that

fellas is it gay to admire another fish’s interior decoration 🤔

this is more dramatic than the entirety of the fault in our stars

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This is important !!!

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one