And Galekh Was There.

why u lookin up almond joys in the background

I had beef wit somone

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

poor renarin man he was going trhough it i dont mean the gay thing i mean having shallan as a sister in law can you imagine being autistic and anxious as fuck and then ur brother's wives are all batshit crazy dragging you along to do similarly batshit crazy things all while promising that it will get reallllyyyy good really soon come on renarin come into the fun & inviting Time Prison with me (spiritual realm) with me to hunt ancient gods and evil spies come with me i swear it'll be fun we can do murder & more murder & more murder did i mention the ancient gods and the evil spies come into the Evil Time Prison the devil's there and your dad too it'll be really fun I swea

kaladin and szeth do have a few things in common. for one thing they are both people who, when asked what their "body count" is, would start listing people they've killed

Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

BTW when you encounter a character and think "What's this guy's fucking problem?" that's your body trying to give you an out before you fall into obsession.

"With mama" memetic newly generated and impossible to become angry at without revealing yourself to be deeply reactionary because it's just an excuse to show people baby animals

Literally had to unfollow someone because they said this meme squicked them because they'd decided it was secretly age regression fetish content.

my ulterior motive for posting this is to learn tips from my fellow shower pukers as to how to stop having this happen

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs