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He eat a nemon

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moonshynecybin

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

moonshynecybin

devilishdescent

foxes-in-love

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

tgatbc

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dduane

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

(See also the video here from ITN.)

foxes-in-love

b-sowards

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

bill-cipher-offical

NOT MY USUAL JAM, BUT THERE’S AN AWFUL LOT OF YOU CRITTERS FOLLOWING ME THAT SHOULD KNOW THIS

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Stay safe out there guys

ferncloud

new season

i-am-a-fish

"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)

"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)

i-am-a-fish

"enjoy last it'll it" (what)

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fishefishefishe

sevcon-iii

But that's not a cat

the-official-goose-god

yes it is

maryland-officially

I've seen this fucking post 8 times

subconscious-deactivated20230229

And you’ll see it again

maryland-officially

FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME

subconscious-deactivated20230229

So uhhh

Keep going then?

maryland-officially

ZKfnckfcsmcldkc

sushi1056

@maryland-officially

maryland-officially

............whhhyyy

sometimesagenderlessvoid

@maryland-officially

maryland-officially

I will never be free of this post

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Why is this ostrich so pink? Is it part flamingo?

eixd-deactivated20150710

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.

thesassycat

did you google how to take a screen shot

beemovieerotica

Genuine question. What does it feel to be a famous blog?

people don't even know that tumblr still exists

shencomix

vanessagillings

Oh, to be a tiny mermaid to escape the heat

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saintsofgraves

v1 sees his face and it just crashes

theshitpostcalligrapher

lil wip for a carte blanche commission lol

theshitpostcalligrapher

LINES ARE ON THERE BAYBEEEEEEE OUGH GOD MY FUCKIN WRIST

(i kinda wanna scan this through as is for colouring page purposes lol. might do so after cleaning up the pencil)

hopefully i made the silly little details quite clear but:

there's a devil's tail coming out of the 'angel' 's gown as they tempt you with takeout treats

tried to emphasize the roundness of the delivery driver helmet with the aureole behind

it will hopefully be clearer upon colouring it in but the cornucopia is supposed to be made out of thermal delivery bag material. it's why there's a lid and a zipper

(original post is this one btw)

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh hello ur back

reminder that i've actually got this as a pay-what-you-want colouring page on the kofi

by popular demand, a little kitchen deco/colouring page to download! a reminder that takeout is the wallet killer. I've included the trans

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