M (x_x)M

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

when i say im good at something i mean i suck slightly less at it than the other things i suck at 

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

you live in a society, i live in my mind 

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album