thatrandomftmpan

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Because Russian just sent drones into Poland in what’s being called “a test of NATO” to see if NATO responds and with who.

Because the biggest extinction event currently is still occurring off the coast of Australia with almost all Marine life being smothered by algae that should not be there like that.

Because we still don’t have the epsitine files and this is likely a distraction to get it out of the media.

Because far right parties (neo-n’s if you will) are gathering across the globe.

Because climate change is still an issue.

Because Women’s right are under attack in multiple countries and areas.

Because LGBTQIA rights are being taken away.

Because school shootings are still occurring in America with little to no news coverage.

Because there is a genocide in Gaza.

Because there is famine around the globe.

Because Nepal reportedly shot 19 people for opposing a social media black out.

Because Indonesia arrested reported over 1000 people for protesting against their government.

Because of the Congo.

Because of Ukraine.

Because of every other person and child who is not safe.

Kid!reader, Toddler!reader, baby!reader, child!reader, teen!reader, platonic!reader. JUST GIVE THEM TOO ME.

meanwhile theyre in the craziest outfits known to mankind with no badge or anything, so the cops will ask for their IDs and they'll hand them the most unconvincing fake id you'll ever see. the thing will be crumpled to no return and look like it was all hand written by a toddler and SOMEHOW THE COPS STILL BELIEVE THEM??

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Roach, not looking up: myxine circifrons

Ghost:

Flash (smirking arrogantly): You know Pe*** Parker, you better look around now because you'll never work in anything as cool as this. Oh, wait, maybe if they need a janitor. Then, you can apply! Hahaha.

Ned:

Peter (who had been up all night spider-manning and is on his twentieth cup of coffee): (freezes, before laughing hysterically)

Peter (looks up to address the AI): Friday, do we have openings in the cleaning department? Tell HR to set an interview with Mr. Thompson here, please.

Friday: Of course, Peter.

Peter (to Flash): And FYI, our cleaning department is composed of respectable men and women who you could only dream of becoming. Working with them would be an inspiration. Think of that before you say any more stupid thing that lowers your audience's IQ.

Rest of Midtown High: (gaping)

Peter (leaves the group and steps into the executive elevator which opens for him): Friday, is anyone at the penthouse? What are they up to?

Friday: Mr. Barton and Mr. Wilson are currently competing on who can eat the most ice cream. Boss is currently brewing coffee.

Peter: Ah. Tell Mr. Stark to save me a cup, please. And tell Pepper to send an excuse slip to Mr. Harrington, please. Tell her I've got a headache.

Friday: Ms. Potts would like to know if you require the assistance of Dr. Cho.

Peter: Tell her I just need sleep. Thanks Friday.

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(At the Penthouse)

Peter: (walks in, grabs a pillow, and throws it onto Tony's lap before face-planting on it)

Tony (shaking his head, smiling fondly): And hello to you too. Rough day, bud?

Peter: Urrrghhhhhhh.

Clint: What happened to the spider-baby?

Peter: Fuggghhhhhhhhhh

Tony: Ah. Remind me again why we haven't sent Natasha to ruin Flash? If not, there's always expulsion. Or would you rather we send his family to Mars?

Sam: You understood that?

Tony (scoffs): Please. I speak fluent Spider-ling.

Peter: Ggrhhhhhh

Tony (massaging the kid's sculp): Yes, I know. No killing. I think I'll just ring Stephen. He can send your bully sightseeing in the volcano.

Peter: Nnughhhhhh