here to bully arthur ♡

au in which evil merlin pulls a little patrick bateman a la paul allen when arthur is monologuing about himself

have you heard the court bard's new songs? His early work was a little too late antiquitic for my taste, but when he brought the lute in '83, i think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically

I love Lancelot but do u ever get the vibe he’d be into underwater cave exploration

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

"#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion" yeah Uther Pendragon, noted athiest. Entirely agnostic court. It's crazy that there's no belief system backing anything up. Like, we're going to get by on vague prophecies but also prophecies are magic which is evil. Divine right of kings but no divinity. Mirrors and mirrors but no windows.

i put on What Happened to Monday. Lancelot what the hell are you doing here

need to find more characters who avoid sex/dating not because they're asexual or because of sexual trauma but due to entirely unrelated lifelong psychological problems that have made them uninterested in acting upon desire or have a hard time feeling anything at all that isn't unrelenting grief. uh for a friend, not for me of course