it's two puns in one!

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

it is important to cling to wonder btw

many people grow up and forget what it feels like to be a child. we must remember this. we have to remember what a joy it is to play. to learn. to build connections. to grow. to experience. we must hold onto the things that awe us. we are changed by what we love

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”