Miss Interpretation

There’s a thunderstorm going on outside and every Romantic bone in my frantic little body wants to go outside and get soaked to the skin, there’s something so enormous and vital about being wet through with rain, or swimming in the sea, or leaning against a high wind. I was definitely put on this earth to die of consumption before the age of 25

Reblogge if thou hast a melancholic temperament and an excess of black bile

i just spent two hours watching sloth videos on youtube and if that isn’t a productive Sunday night, idk what is

I work at Five Bald Fat Guys NTR Doujinshi & Fries and this is blatant erasure.

i’ll erasure your existence if you ever utter that string of words at me again 

this seems…heterosexual

don’t know what this is about but i hope you get through it okay 😔🙏

update: it was heterosexual :(

praying for you 😪

If there’s more to life than cumming and buying Halloween decorations I don’t want to know about it

*slams reblog button*

Reblogged.

ReeeeeBLOGGEED

Roll for charisma to see if you can interact with this post.

You interact with the post but all eyes are on you now. You have a gut nervous feeling but manage to say the first thing in your mind.

Sparkling water is just Angry Water

Roll for intelligence.

People agree but throw rocks at you for saying it.

good morning i regret to inform everyone it is in fact another fucking day

That last picture looks like a mug shot and I just want everyone to know that this cat is innocent and did nothing wrong.

I’m here for the girls who started out as overly invested straight allies. I’m here for the girls who kissed other girls as a joke/when they were drunk/to piss people off. I’m here for the girls who didn’t realize they liked girls and kept dating boys. I’m here for the girls who like girls and still date boys. I’m here for the girls who don’t have a romantic or traumatic coming out story. I’m here for the girls who realized “oh fuck, maybe I’m just actually gay” and life went on as usual. I’m here for the girls who think they aren’t valid because hey don’t have enough gay experiences. You are real and you are beautiful and I love you.