Royal Arse

behind every toxic homoerotic codependent male friendship is a wife who’s a little bit into it

plot of bbc merlin

i wish i could hit chatgpt physically i wish i could hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer

nothing that hasnt been said before but merlin is objectively a horrible manservent lmfao. puts off doing chores. ignores arthur's orders. makes treasonous comments on the regular. skips work half the time with no warning to arthur and shows up three days later acting like he wasnt ditching a job thats one of the highest possible honors for a peasant in camelot. and yet arthur crashes tf out when hes not there and he thinks merlin's just fucking around at the tavern not using illegal magic to save camelot what a guy. truly unmatchable impact