Welcome to NY

Kinda in love with the idea that different places on other sides of the world can look so similar. Something something universal human experiences

Comment s’appelle un garçon français qui porte des sandales?

Phillipé Phillopé

I can’t even speak French and this is funny.

elizabeth bennet said "i can't fix him nor would I for a million dollars" and fitzwilliam darcy said "wait she thinks I need to be fixed? .... she's right, I've gotta work on myself and learn how to be more understanding and generous" and then he did. and elizabeth was like "shit.... he's so understanding and generous now.... makes me realize that my stubbornness and pride in my discernment are obstacles in the lives of myself and others" and then they got married and that's why pride and prejudice has been a bestseller for two hundred years

girls who learned all their vocab from books and are now constantly embarrassing themselves by pronouncing words slightly wrong in conversation

Maybe if you go watch Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper you'll calm down.

hate going into a store wearing clothes i got from there, like i’m their little bitch or something