i've moved to @sunsunbauds

oh no I am feeling sad! *consumes a mcelroy product* *consumes a mcelroy product* *consumes a mcelroy product* *consumes a mc

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed 

one of my friends today was like, “hey, i noticed that you spent a lot of time alone last semester, and i think it’s great that you like to do your own thing, but it’s also so much fun to hang out with you, so let me know when you do have the energy for socializing, even if it’s just us sitting in the same room working on different homework assignments.” she gets it

guys will try to impress you by telling you they know everything about draconic mythology and folklore and then not even be able to tell you the difference between a wyrm and a wyvern

guys will tell you they know what a drake is and then describe an amphithere

guys will mix up wyrms and lindwurms and say "well they're all dragons aren't they"

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

wow this is one of the softest things I have read on here.

u werent “born gay” u decided to be overly enthusiastic about hamlet in highschool english and that’s why you are the way u are

Symptoms of ADHD be like "casual and complete disregard for time and all time-based byproducts"

While I’m sure his politics are terrible, Steyer has surprisingly good comic timing. 

im gonna fuckinf PISS