Mercury St. Nuage: Dealer, Disc Jockey, Naturalist, Pugilisit. You can call me Merc. You'd better, actually. || 30 || She/Her || ((OC RP blog by Mick))
Pinned Postess for the hostess with the mostess, ay
Mercury St. Nuage, Merc if you know what's good fer you, ay. I'm the fine owner a' "Merc's Wercs," the finest an' mos' honest general goods store in the roughest an' mos' dishonest part a' the hottest desert on Wayouddy. The goods generally bein' arms, gear, an' chems. Oh! An' information.
See, I'm somethin' a' travelin' naturalist. If the store ain't open when you show up (one, die somewhere where you ain't gonna attract no critters to my door, an' two,) I'm out in' the field, writin' on Wayouddy's boundless beauty fer my atlas. You can get free digital copies from the store, actually. There's one a' them fancy QR codes on the door.
Anyway, I get around Wayouddy's supple contours faster'n mos' folks can, an' the planet thrives on' us all cooperatin', bes' we can. So if I can be a help, you lemme know, ay.
((It's Merc! I'm Mick, and this is Merc, local ranger and protector of a dangerous and hostile planet I've been writing about for like six years off and on. Here's a sideblog roll-call:
@mercswercs You are Here. All likes and follows will come through this url.
@saintworks Hermes St. Germain is an ancient old planet-builder, architect of Wayouddy and progenitor of the long-disgraced St. Germain clan. She's bound to her machines, for the wellbeing of millions, forced to merely watch her magnum opus from orbit.
@leastworstwizard Bellamy is a very strange sort of wizard with a strange life, specializing in a handful of odd talents and reasonably unpredictable with her problem solving skills.
@partitioner Melete has a very rare psionic power, blurring the line between code and thought, and allowing her to split her consciousness as far as she can manage it. Bellamy's girlfriend.
@nidavel Heida is another one of Bellamy's friends and traveling companions, a master artificer who was trained by like, actual fantasy dwarves. She also punches with enough force to puncture a car door with her bare hand, despite being 4'5".
@overbossy Minerva runs a wizard college in the northeastern part of Wayouddy, doing research and study and using magic holograms to duck out of her responsibilities, much prefering field work to paper work.
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I didn' know the Runners' League still worked on 'Ouddy. Straight up thought that lil' shack a' theirs at the port was abandoned.
Minnie wants 'em to set up a second office in Bandame. It sees more random portal traffic'n any other part a' the planet, an' she's always wanted the Wide Marsh mapped fer better safe routes.
Shite that's natural silt. Blockage settled in along a rockfall caused by Drogs nestin'. Locals couldn't get rid of 'em, left fer safer lakes in the Crags.
Prolly.
Cost me 30 bucks no matter what happened after the rockfall.
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Gabruel's Reach ain' seen low waters like these in a long feckin' time. Somethin' mus' be cloggin' a major part a' the Crags' tributaries.
Worth a good look, at leas'.
Firs' things firs', I HAFTA take a look at them ol' dwellin's carved outta the sandatone down there. Feckin ancient an' under this lake the whole feckin' time.
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Jesper's a good town. Strong walls, good folk. Only trouble is that her rich folk started gettin' too rich fer their britches, an' Jesper's ego started ta' piss the other towns. Massive raid couple months ago humbled them dogs an' empowered the workin' folk who did all the fightin'. Then other towns showed up ta' help repair the damage while them rich ol' men only ever protected their own shite that whole time.
Town's stronger after they reset that feckin' wealth disparity. new mayor's a gollafick, one a' them ones wit' the ol' country names they can' translate; everyone calls him "Better-Neighbor." whole region's stronger now that Jesper's on this mend. Crops is better too, everyone's been sharin' agriculture tricks fer soil quality an' harvest yield.
this is a pretty slapdash post for now, I'm going to look into proper shop ideas or ko-fi or smth but for now I'm going to try selling directly on the honor system through here
Cable Ties
$3 or 2 for $5
Keychains
Fishy $6
Fruit, Kirby, Jigglypuff $10
Bag Charms
Flowers $12
Popsicle Lip Balm Holder $10
Ice Cream Lip Balm Holder $12
Plushies
Cactus $16
Matchihuahua Latte $15
Raccoon $14
Cat & Bunny Flower $10
Potions $12 (keychain by request)
Bags
Orange $8
Blobfish & Cupcake $12
Shipping $6 for keychains &smaller, $9 for anything else
Want it in another color?????? See something on Pinterest you want made??? I'll take commissions too for similar prices !!!!
I can make flower stems too, but I'm not sure how I'd be able to ship bouquets right now. I hate having to charge so much for shipping but when I sent out christmas presents, that's about what it cost me (rounding down actually). if it seems like this could be a viable side hustle, I'll look into getting a printer so I can print my own labels cheaper but rn I'm at the mercy of the post office counter
so I was right when I said I felt like I was going to lose everything this year. I just got fired and um
I don't know what the FUCK I'm going to do. I worked there for 13 years. I had 48 hours of vacation time I was going to use in the next few months and now that's all just gone. I still need to take Mama to the vet I was LITERALLY going to do it Tuesday. but now I definitely. cannot afford that at all, I can't afford anything at alll and I feel so fucking lost and angry and scared and heartbroken
um
I'm going to take pictures of all the crochet things I have made rn and try to list them to sell? ko-fi has a disclaimer that every part of the design has to be your own but maybe since I'm such a small seller and most of them are so generic, it's okay as long as I give pattern credit?? or I can just list them on here with prices or even pay what you fucking want I don't care I'm really scared and desperate and I just need to make enough to survive until I can find a new job somehow
also uh
https://ko-fi.com/jupitertrash
http://paypal.me/MRheuble
venmo @jupitertrash
just if anyone can help at all. rent is due in two days and while my last check should cover it, I do have other bills too, and I really need to get groceries and cat litter
((Sanctuary's ground theme from bl2 is one of the five songs my brain plays on repeat in the rickety elevators of my mind. the others are the fucking original mii channel music, mumbo's mountain, instrument of surrender, and good time by Leroy
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