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"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

When life gives you rat skulls, make rat skullade

Into every life, a little rat must skull

A rat skull in the hand is worth two in the box

Every box has a rat skull lining

You can lead a horse to a box of rat skulls but you can't make him drink rat skulls

Official ominous rat skull

Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

Muscular women are a national treasure