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we kill the bat man

to whom am I squeaking

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a spaceship and your captain initiates the self destruct like fuckk imagine overloading your reactors in a last ditch effort to destroy an enemy and your captain refuses to get to an escape pod like you're basically dying in each others arms i bet it feels so fucking good

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

out od all animals, bunnies have the highest level Gay Little Paws skill

im not sure if we can trust the bunnies on this fact. can we get someone to verify?

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

I am going to spontaneously combust this is so cute