what the crap!

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

Please give us your data 🥺🥺🥺🥺 For the children 😢‼️ all of your legal information 🙏🙏 yes 🥺 your home address? 🥺 Your government issued ID 😢❓social security number and credit card details 🤗 immigration status ❓ racial religious and gender identity 😁😢😢😢⁉️ please 🥺 did you get an abortion this year 🥺 please give us your personal information 🥺🥺🥺🥺 for the children‼️‼️

sorry if i was a bitch i probably wanted to go home

doing a fat line of hope

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

then again it has also revealed how many misogynistic cis women believe in their own exceptionalism to the point they feel they benefit from "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and will use every tool in the white imperial torture kit to ensure the acceptable categories of 'woman' and 'good' remain shallow and narrow enough for them to force themselves into a position of supremacy.

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

The stuff inside a reeses cup is so full of protein and fat and just salty enough it feels more like a hearty dinner than a "candy bar" snack. I feel like you could put it in a spicy chicken and pumpkin curry. But they don't sell it by itself. You gotta get one of those full pound reeses easter bunnies maybe. Eat all the chocolate off. Then put the guts in the curry.

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades