Nice!

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

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you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

I have a migraine and what no one tells you about migraines is sure they hurt but also. It's so boring. Can't watch TV too loud too bright. Can't read book, too hard to concentrate can't really see. Can't use phone, too blue light. Just have to sit here in the dark in pain and wait fir it to stop

happy winter solstice

#reality #information

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.