i'm just a deer in the headlights of life

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

“NAFTER NOON!”

Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

None of you are ever allowed to die btw. Live forever my angel of blogging.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

subpoena

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alcohol

war thunder forums

I’m out here buying tshirts and pants like a chump while some people are just wearing the world’s best rectangles