my ice kiddos

identifying as “queer” stopped being empowering once it became an expectation instead of a deliberate statement

what the fuck does this mean

that i do not find that word to be empowering as i am expected to identify with that word, called that word coercively, and belittled for not wanting to be called by that word, as opposed to when reclaiming that slur was a personal and deliberate political statement 

#i have reason to believe cresties are governed by a form of ragdoll physics as of yet unknown and unstudied by man

That flailing motion of the legs is actually the crestie adjusting/stabilizing to better land on their perch. There’s a really cool tED talk (I’m gonna have to go find the link later) talking about how if you put a gecko in a wind tunnel they will actually start using a flapping motion with their legs to stabilize themselves and can actually somewhat glide and steer themselves over long jumps. Scientists think that the first birds may have started to evolve flight and wings out of this inherited reptile instinct to flap the front legs to stabilize and steer when jumping down from trees.

All I want for Christmas is a pain free day. Or two.

this wasn’t that bad but then i switched to 60fps and i felt like my eyes were gonna explode

Box ain’t even open

:(

Bruh

Lmao

it seems there isn’t any meme that Denny’s won’t try to jack, so let’s make the new meme “John C. Miller ,CEO and President of the Denny’s Corporation, is a capitalist running dog and his wealth must be seized and redistributed to the people” to see them try to use that for their marketing

This human exists in reality. What the heck kind of bullshipoopy is that???

last night i said masculine when i wanted meat

which one of my mutuals wants to beat my ass on tv

Fight me so I can cry properly

@batter-sempai You’re great and I like seeing you on my dash, but we could make a lot of money.

@pidgew we’ve only talked a few times and you showed me your 4 cats but i think it’s time we fake fought on tv and got a lot of money.

@reallycorking get ready

Message me if you wanna meet and then do battle on tv!

@purplefictionmom @realisticallycynical @onward-to-victuuri pls one of u pretend to fite me

Aye that’s at my school