Confess your sins.

freaky tales got me clawing the walls and shit Ben did NOT need to be that freaky… but he did… I can’t believe seeing him covered in blood did something to me 😩

*slight spoiler maybe* Ben plays an irredeemable asshole in “Freaky Tales,” but watching him eat that ice cream cone…did something to me.

I want him and the actors who play Syril and Dedra to reenact that one scene from Challengers or something idk

I’m so happy I found your account

I need to see him in a white vintage night blouse, covered in blood, a knife agains his throat, a noose around his neck [carcrash] KA-BOOM [gunshots] PEW PEW PEW [general comotion [ambulance noises] AUAUAUAU [baby crying] WWWWAAAAAHHHH [police sirens] EOEOEO [helicopter] ptptptptptptptptptpt [journalist outside property] WE'RE REPORTING LIVE-

Call the authorities his nips are out of control again

somebody DM Ben and tell him I’m thirsty for selfies, please , I’ll do anything pls sir