books, bongs, and boobs

the animalistic impulse to bite into a tea bag at full force

theres fuckign leafs

a woman alone will download pdfs. two women together will send links and articles. three or more women? that’s a library

tshirt that says be patient with me i am constantly relearning what it means to be human

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

I :3′d my way into this and I’ll :3 my way out of it so help me god

The most important thing to do in middle school is to cry your eyes out to a song that sucks

you know what? no *powers you off*

Oh thank God finally i can sl

dyke is the hottest gender tbh

I support lesbians even if they're insane

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

Father Jones explained that his "advice does not contradict the Bible's eighth commandment because God's love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich."

boutta hit a pious lick