back on my bullshit

u need to draw fatter arms it can't all go to the butt and thighs #SORRY

you can do this thing called hug me a lot and it'll pay off because of my soft

Instead of phone in bed I should have woman who loves me dearly holding me in bed

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

back in the day you could write about the most sickeningly vile atrocious war crimes happening to your blorbo and everyone was like. kyaaaaaaaa >w<. they just got it. they understood

What the fuck is whump

Don't worry about it kitten

Oowwww that huurrrts keep doing it please

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?