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The whole “if i played some modern day weird music to a medieval peasant he would die” thing is wrong. The peasant class back then went through so much shit. If old Maynard of Elton heard 100 gecs he would be like “O! what a grieveſome ſong! yet it drowneth out the moaning of the dying cowſ.” and go on his way. now the medieval nobles? most physically fragile people to ever live. half a second of Maroon 5 would have a duke’s son melted in a puddle of viscera on the cobblestone floor.

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bitch what the fUCK

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recorded sighting of bigfoot mogus spotted in the wild

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PEOPLE WILL NOT STOP ROASTING ME FOR NOT KNOWING THIS WAS A SLENDERMAN REFERENCE AT FIRST. BESTIE. I'M OBLIVIOUS TO THESE THINGS. I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SLENDERMAN EVEN WHEN HE WAS THE MOST POPULAR INTERNET CRYPTID LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE

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moonlightduelist

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

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wedy

"I could fix him" whatever. I could beat his ass.

catboywormkin

MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts

thetransmascbadass

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Not a soul:

Companies at 12 am on June 1st:

kiiingsnake

big mushroom time

rotspecialist

kiiingsnake

YES YES AWFUL FUNGUS QUALITY YES YES YES

santherstat

I have more low quality for you

kiiingsnake

NOW THAT IS WHAT IM FUCKIN TALKIN ABOUT BAYBE!!!!!!! WOOOOO

i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

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tamamita

Godzilla is wife material. But so out of my league:(

cool-ghoul

#thank fuck #blm #george floyd #black lives matter

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detectivehole

click and drag Cornchip (thats his name) to have some fun and play with him for a bit

felisramblious

Cornchip went on a romp across my dash, I think he had fun

WHERE ARE MY KIDDOS?? WHERE THE F U C K ARE MY BOYS??

#wandavision #wandavison spoilers #episode seven #where are the twins???#please no #marvel

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nitewrighter

You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.

“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”

“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.”

“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.”

nineprotons

“It was decided that I would assume the form of your ‘Mister Rogers’ in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind.”