memes n junk (he/they)

I love Baldurs Gate fanart because I keep scrolling through it going "ah yes, Lae'Zel, Karlach, Astarion, Halsin- who's that fucker? OH it's their tav, right. Shadowheart, Gale-"

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

Holy fucking shit this is one of the most incredible things I have ever read. I am dead serious. I PROMISE you that you want to read this, and you're going to immediately send it to all your weird friends who you also know will love it.

THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANNOT DEAL 

hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?