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shit man this got me emotional
left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world
right: the Webb Space Telescope, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankindâs deepest look into the sky
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the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
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7yg angst been on my mind recently...
above all else
relearning how to draw him... sigh

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Look what she found!
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Narumitsu Fic Recs: The âAo3 is down(!!!) starter pack of downloads for your mental survival editionâ
AKA: Your something something guide for taking preventative measures to ensure you get your fix of high quality Ace Attorney fiction, even when our beloved Archive of our Own site is down for maintenance.
AKA: Download these now and be happy later.
Ok, so the Ao3 site went down on my birthday. On a day where I was so looking forward to eating my cake and shutting out the world for a bit of delicious fic reading, as a treat, I was forced to interact with family and friends due to my not having access to my âMarked for laterâ list.Â
KIDDING! I had my downloads handy to save the day! :D
Ok, I admit I am kidding on my kidding (I am grateful for spending my special day with fam and friends), BUT I had enormous peace of mind throughout it, knowing that at the end of the day, I could indulge in fics that I have hoarded away in my downloads folder. Moo haha ha haaaaaaaa. < this is a laugh of deep self-satisfaction
And because I like gift giving as much as receiving, I am sharing a leeeeetle bit of my hoard with you. As usual, these are not rated in order, these were chosen as a random sampler of what I have downloaded on my drive. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
Suggested fics for your emergency Narumitsu survival:Â
Something short:
falling in love (at a coffee shop) by zombiekittiez for banialuka
Rating: TÂ Words: 1,021Â Read time: 5 mins
I fucking screamed. I fucking whisper-screamed out loud at how good this fic is when I read it. And that was on my second read. Honestly, itâs because of fics like this one that Iâm so hyper fixated in love with these characters. Part of a series word pictures picture words which is driving me nuts because I canât find the pictures for the words (pouts)
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Something long:
(Ya Got) Trouble by Chatvert
Rating: E  Words: 303,655  Read time: 39 hours (see babe? I got you covered for those really, really long outagesâŠ)
I wish that it was finished but really it doesn't matter. I encourage you to download and enjoy the journey. This fic has some of the *best* Maya lines:
"'Cause you and Mr. Edgeworthâ" "Please don't say it, Maya. I really don't want to hear it out of your mouth." "âdid the do."
I LOVE the banter between the characters in this one! Sweet and sexy, and a soft, gentle portrayal of my favourite characters in a canon adjacent universe.
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Case fic:
Turnabout Heirloom, and  Call Me Friend (parts 1 and 2 of Seven years of shenanigans (an ode to Ace Attorney Investigations 3) (Yes! The smut has been carved out into a separate work that can be read - OR DOWNLOADED! as a stand alone. How thoughtful!)
By livixbobbiex
Rating: T and E Â Words: 103,194 and 9,042 respectively Read time: 7 hours and 17 mins respectively This thing is MAGNIFICANT! It's a murder mystery mansion case fic, it's a Narumitsu pining fic, it's an 'only one bed' fic and so, so, SOOOOO much more! Richly crafted with attention to details including customized sprites and illustration, pun-named OCs, game audio clips(!) and evidence binders, you will get all the same feels the game gives you plus. It honestly feels like I've unlocked some sort of secret extra character backstory with smut edition of the game and I am loving it! Mind the tags though. It *is* a leeetle bit of a heartbreaker, but not in a way that is written without hope. It definitely left me craving more in a good way.
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Sexy fic:
III. CAR by tinsnip
Rating: E Â Words: 4,541Â Read time: 20 mins
What a *rush!* M&P as 24 year olds acting their age and getting to just âbe.â This is so much more than âPorn with feelings.â Itâs fun, its funny, itâs deep, itâs got layers. Part 3 of the Rivals With Benefits series.Download all seven parts to complete the set!
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Lol fic:
The Language of Flowers and Certifiably Yours by Gheyn
Rating: T Â Words: 1,180 and 3,500Â Read time: 5 mins and 15 mins
These fics are perfect! Tears! TEARS!! In my eyes from laughing so hard. So sweet! So romantic! So silly! So good. Hiiiiighly, highly recommended. I tried reading these out loud to my bestie and couldnât make it through without cracking up.
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Pess fic:
make your bed by SapphireWine
Rating: T Â Words: 1,801 Read time: 8 mins
One of those fics I find myself returning to again and again. It just makes me smile and my only complaint is that it is too short. I love this Miles and this Phoenix. Featuring a very loveable drunk Miles, our favourite responsible caretaker Phoenix, and a Pess with delicate kidneys!
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Peak Seven year gap fic:
Mitte by sunsmasher
Rating: M (I would put an E on it)Â Words: 4,693 Read time: 20 mins
Not gonna lie, this fic is for those that appreciate a more a cynical look at love but oh, it stays with you for a looooong while. Itâs does not pull any punches. Phoenix is quite honestly, a bit of an asshole in it. However, I think it is perfect. My original bookmark said "Still thinking about this weeks later⊠so brutal but not without hope." Fun fact, this also inspired the only piece of fan artwork that I have not only downloaded, I ordered a print and framed it and is hanging on my wall beside me now: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/riotbones/ace-attorney-seven-years-of-transatlantic-flights/Â
@riotbones is also on Tumblr. Be sure to admire their art and give them some love too!
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Au - hanahaki fic:
Fall Where They May by lybykeylimepie
Rating: MÂ Words: 9,014 Read time: 40 mins
A really creative and unique hanaki story. Probably the best Iâve read. Recommended if you likes your beauty cut with a little pain. (Seriously my lungs kinda hurt at the end of this. đ« đž)
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Au - Phoenix is a Phoenix:
The Chrysanthemums are Burning by ashtonisvibing
Rating: Says E but more like a G or T (no smut yet ;) ) Â Words: 17,857Â Read time: 1 hour, 12 mins
I love this story. However, full disclosure, it is a work in progress. I still downloaded it and recommend you do the same, because the first two chapters are so strong they could be a stand alone story.
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Au - Ghost fic:
You and Me and My Ghost Roommate Makes Three by Northernflicker
Rating: TÂ Words: 21,622Â Read time: 90 mins
This is so, soo, soooo much more than a quirky ghost story (and it is a *the best-est* ghost story!). Itâs such a funny, sweet, sad and beautiful take of loneliness, letting go and keeping love. Iâve literally got tears running down my cheeks as Iâm writing this (in a good way). I wrote in my bookmark: âAm going to go sob for a while, reread it and call my sweetie.â so of course I downloaded it.
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Au - Soulmate fic:
Epoch by citsiurtlanu
Rating: T Â Words: 44,896Â Read time: 3 hours
The one with the Virginia Woolf quote. This one I binged on repeat after discovery and sometimes I still obsessively think about when I'm supposed to be adulting... like at work.
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Swiss army knife fic:
Chicago Noël by canolacrush
Rating: T Â Words: 75,497Â Read time: 5 hours and 2 mins
4 fic themes in 1! This mafia/baker AU fic is also a seasonal Christmas Case fic and inspired baking fic! It is such a satisfying and entertaining read. The level of detail invested by the author is âjust right.â The characterization is some of the best Iâve ever come across. The balance between humour, angst and tenderness is on point. Just gorgeous, I think reading this will become an annual tradition for me. Aaaand!!! Itâs in the form of an advent calendar for the New Year! A chapter a day for the month of December! Whatâs not to love about that? So do yourself a favour and download it so you wonât be caught short on December 1st.
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Life changing fic:
Begone Dull Care by VivaRocksteady
Rating: MÂ Words: 45,903 Read time: 3 hours
This story is a canon adjacent au where Phoenix and other characters work in a hospital and Edgeworth ends up in the ER after hurting himself. It is beautifully and sensitively written. I learned a lot, and maybe healed a bit too. Downloaded for obvious reasons.
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I will be bereft if I donât have access to this fic (this one is statistically the one Iâve reread the most):
Turnabout Sorrows by royal_subterfuge (orphan_account) :â( whyyyyyyyy!!!
Rating: M Â Words: 3,098Â Read time: 15 mins
Gah!!! So.Damn.Good. I have come back and read it again and again. and again. The one that takes place in Germany with Phoenix and Miles finishing off a bottle together. I donât know why I am so obsessed with it but I am. Some things you canât explain, you just need to download so you can hold it gently to your chest and whisper âmy preciousâ to it.
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And last but certainly not least, the
I am seriously requesting burial with this fic:
In Commemoration of the Conquest of the Air by realizationtime
Rating: E Â Words: 12,456Â Read time: 55 mins
I am not the only person in the comment section who called this fic art. It is so beautifully and sensitively written. It's by the same author as âThe Reasonable Man Testâ and  The Soulless and Soulful Sunshine State - two other fics that I would appreciate my loved ones harvesting from my downloads, printing up and popping them in my coffin to not only keep me company in the afterlife, but for the benefit of any future archaeologists who might want to dig up and read some gut-punching yet comforting, stunningly beautiful works about the human condition, getting past trauma, and the hard work it takes to build trust and love again. Plot-wise, this fic follows Miles coming to terms with his feelings for Phoenix over about a decade. However, art-wise, this is about taking well established lines and colouring creativity between them to give us something new. These works are my treasure and they needed to be downloaded and treated as such. đ€đ€đ€
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I could go on so consider this list only a part 1. I have a feeling that Ao3 may crash again in the future, so there's that for motivation too.
And if you canât wait that long and want more now, then please consider browsing the Ace Attorney Book Club blog where I archive these puppies. And if you have a fic you think we should download, please share it in the comments or reblog with tags!
I hope you enjoy them and if you do, please leave kudos and comments for the authors while youâre downloading. Or send them a short message on Tumblr if they have a profile here. They deserve all your love.
See ya!
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soft launching fey brother miles edgeworth... ya this is based on the fey-edgeworth family headcanon and i have more lore about them (i couldn't wait till i made an AU post to post this) but this is about pearls and miles specifically because i just. love the idea of him helping her read and write and taking care of her and stuff hddjd