Resident Alien Season 2 (Episodes 5-6) Sentence Starters
“It was nice to talk to you last night. Kind of felt like old times again.”
“I shouldn't have come here.”
“You know, if there's ever anything you want to talk about, like, no big deal, but you can talk to me.”
“You shut the hell up about what's in my head.”
“That is a lie! Liars do not get food.”
“And if we don't do anything, everyone is going to die.”
“They also pulled my hair. It didn't hurt, though. I have strong roots.”
“If they were a pet bird, I would leave the cage door open. And the ceiling fan on.”
“Why are you acting so weird? Wait, are you high?”
“I'm not a thief. Not really. I mean, I do steal a lot of shit...”
“Oh, um... yeah, I made all that stuff up.”
“This is a bad idea. I do not like children.”
“I have got this. I can be a good parent. I've seen a lot of television.”
“Now you're pretending to care about other people.”
“Looks like you already lost one fight today. But keep playing with me, and we'll make it two.”
“It would be the honor of my life to lay your ass out.”
“Is this... is this what we have now? Is this us? We just gonna fight all the time?”
“This is missing something. What is it? Oh, right, flavor.”
“Did you forget that, or are you purposely trying to kill me?”
“How do you even get within ten feet of that creep without ripping his face off?”
“I guess I'm just somebody who doesn't like watching their best friend ruin their life.”
“Oh, no. Why is there a murderer here?”
“But you're my family. I was hoping that'd be enough.”
“I will win myself a prize. And consider giving it to you.”
“This isn't spicy food. This is the stuff they put a tiny bit of in to make spicy food.”
“We can't both be messes at the same time. Otherwise it's chaos.”
“You know, I wasn't around when all that stuff went down, but I'm here now. And I always will be. You know that, right?”
“Just take care of yourself. At the end of the day, you can't depend on anyone else but you.”
“I'm glad we got to spend time together. I might even miss you a little.”
“I can't do this anymore. It's gotten way out of hand.”
“Hmm. Not sure the sarcasm is necessary.”
“Where the hell did you get all this money?”
“Look, I appreciate mystical creatures, all right? I really do. Well, except for mermaids. You know, where do they get off sitting up on the rocks all high and mighty, expecting you to ask them out on a date?”
“This is awful. Too many people. The last island that had this many humans on it was Atlantis, and that did not turn out well.”
“Let me guess, cartoons and cereal for breakfast, cartoons and cereal for dinner. Ah, definition of a perfect day.”
“What's the point of being married if you can't fart around your wife?”
“Oh, shoot. Gee, I didn't know things were like that... for you.”
“I'm sorry that I kissed you that night. I shouldn't have done that. It was a shitty thing to do. Sorry.”
“Try to be inconspicuous, okay? Blend into the background, avoid attention.”
“So what is this, huh? Let me guess. You're upset with me 'cause I yelled at you earlier today, right?”
“You need to tell me what's going on with you. We're not leaving until you do.”
“You don't give yourself enough credit. I wouldn't even be here right now if it weren't for you.”
“I mean, this is somebody I laughed with until I cried and cried with until I laughed again, you know? And then, uh... and then they’re just... They’re just gone... forever, you know?”
“It's my fault that they’re gone... It's my fault that they’re dead, and I just... I can't...”
“Nothing's gonna happen to me, okay? And nothing is going to happen to you, because I won't let it.”








