memegorengqueen

Best thing you can do sometimes is to go like “thats weird”

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

damn kinda not feeling it... thinking of bursting into tears

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

Honestly the whiplash of seeing the beginning of “do you love the color of the sky” and absolutely flinging yourself further down the dashboard at light speed to scroll past it, only to discover that it’s the shortened version and you now have to gingerly scroll back up to the posts you missed? Arguably a funnier prank than the original

did the guy with two monitors and a light up keyboard hurt you queen

anyway i fucking love being bisexual like good 4 me tbh